December 2011
4 posts
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If the shoe fits, don't hate me. I still love you....
There are many things that I want to be that I’m not. I’m not a confident guy. I have extreme self-esteem issues. I have been to different therapists and nothing has worked. Of course, it doesn’t help that I stop going after a few months. This time, even though I’m not entirely sure it’s working, I’m sticking it out and have managed to last for more than a...
I'm just a jealous guy.
I’m jealous that you don’t tag me in your Facebook posts, but you tag everybody else. I’m jealous that you’re not around and that the people in your life probably don’t realize how awesome you are. I’m jealous of your doorman when he says good morning, and the customers who walk into your store and get to ask you a question and hear your voice. I’m...
The Most Awesomest.
Doing a search on Google Images for “The Most Awesome Thing Ever” yields some interesting results. Among them, aliens riding dinosaurs and shooting lasers at each other: You have Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi as drawn with “rage” faces. You have Batman fighting a shark with a lightsaber (my personal favorite). And the number 1 “Most Awesome Thing...
