January 2010
14 posts
Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!
I have a thing that is very worrisome at the moment. I think there’s something very wrong with me.
But I’ll get to that in a second. First, I need to rant a little bit about something that bugs the shit out of me. If somebody is actually reading this, odds are that you probably know me somewhat, and may know some of what I’m about to write. In December of 2005, I got married....
In a nutshell...
Whenever I see the movie Austin Powers, and the part where he does his “This is me in a nutshell” joke, it never fails to crack me up. I know, it’s stupid, but still.
It’s like that scene in Boogie Nights when Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild are in the recording studio, and the exec starts with the MP, YP thing, and the Catch-22 thing, and Dirk Diggler goes apeshit...
Just Dance.
kevin:
until:
onemoretimewithfeeling:
vivalaelise:
Goal: Acheived. Time for a victory dance.
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I'm starting to think that the "No News is Good...
Nothing new on the work front. This is really starting to get to me. I’m paranoid enough as it is, and now with this possibility in front of me, even more so. Whenever I hear anything about what’s going on, I start to freak out and am sure that at any second I’ll get the bad news. On the other hand, I don’t have to be at work today, but I’m here anyway because...
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Here's another weird thing...
The other day I wrote how some woman asked me for jumper cables and I made up some convoluted bullshit about how I didn’t have them in my car, but they were in my brother’s car, and I was going to meet my brother at the local Wal-Mart, and if he had his car then I would get the cables and bring them back to the woman… a whole thing, when really, I did have jumper cables in my...
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Goings on...
I found it strange during this Christmas season that my dad got upset when he found out my mom was dating somebody. After all, he left my mom almost 20 years ago for another woman and has other kids with her. Is it just some Mexican macho bullshit?
Also, this water thing in Hermosillo is just horrible. We are only getting 8 hours of water a day, and for the area where I live it’s from 2...
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“You don’t know what I can do! You don’t know what I can do, what...”
– Dirk Diggler - Boogie Nights